Letters
Love letters are also welcome.
05.07.2026
It is YOU who are gay with your prissy little iPhone.
jk I am gay because my life is fun and perfect and I've optimized everything to suit my needs and whims.
I have zero FOMO. I don't envy the rich. I have my health. Being ugly is fine.
Throw your phone in the recycling and TRY BEING GAY TODAY!!!
04.06.2026
Yes, that is on purpose! Read it! Only one link is real.