Chinese Translation

I subscribe to a lovely blog I found randomly online. It’s a Chinese guy who writes about various topics.

I wonder if the original Chinese text is as poetic and sweet as the translation?

Examples:

• “If you wear a hat, you feel that your head is very hot, your IQ is down, and you must beware of it being blown away at any time. Trouble.”
• “The horse has lost” = someone’s name
• “The Lemon roll” = his wife’s name
• “Small strong people” = bugs
• “intellectually disabled” = adjective for retarded objects like computers and AI

Why is it embarrassing?

I have a mirror next to my desk so I can turn to the left and easily have fake arguments with myself.

Sometimes fake-arguing with myself leads me to the real solution.

I’m very good at arguing.

Boredom

Varg and David agree. Boredom is the ticket to creativity.

to originality

and we have to embrace it to have good ideas.

fuck.

Plants and Bugs are the same thing

My daughter said this the other day when I was going to check out a dead bug and it turned out to be a piece of a plant.

“Plants and bugs are the same thing”

It’s true, somehow. Not biologically, but conceptually.

Barely-thinking lifes, often green or brown, completely interdependent.

I can’t stop thinking about it.

They disguise themselves as each other.

Are plants and bugs one thing together? Or are plants the same thing as bugs?

Both. It’s both.