Plastic Food

Have you ever thought that eating plastic should be delicious?

You’re right. It is.

Recipe

Mix butter and flour and whisk while it heats and boils.

Add milk to the approximate volume of plastic cheese you want to have. Salt. Whisk to homogeneity before it boils.

Add yellow plastic pieces and yellow crayons without paper. Keep whisking the whole time until everything is melted.

When it thickens, it’s done. Enjoy.

Dunk chips in it.

Bring it to a potluck.