Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans

These are jellybeans that come in silly flavors like earwax, grass, soap, and DIRT!!!

Dirt is the best jellybean flavor I have ever tasted in my life.

I want to eat a whole pack of dirt-flavored jellybeans.

I want to re-create the recipe somehow.

Yum!

Mud cookies

I think it’s incredibly condescending to feel bad for people who eat delicious mud cookies.

Why is it bad?

Salt is literally rocks. Volcanic black salt is gourmet. Eating the Earth is only fine when it’s expensive?

We pathologize a Hatian cuisine because they’re poor?

I want to try it. They look so good!

Pica disease

Why is geophagia included in pica disease? Someone who eats razors is in the same category as people who want some yummy minerals from the Earth? Dumb.

Dirt isn’t trash. Dirt is treasure. Eat it!!