The News

I normally don’t pay attention to the news.

The only news I care about is animal news and environmental news.

Politics can suck my ass. Same with business.

But I finally got a grown-up library card. Before I was using my kids (free) library cards. Now I get all the newspapers and magazines for free online. It is 20€/year.

Explosive Diarrhea

Seeing the words “explosive diarrhea” in the news every day brings me joy.

I even learned how to spell the word “diarrhea”! Bonus!

In German, it’s called “explosionsartigen Durchfall” haha. also funny.

Diarrhea cha cha cha

One time I got obsessed with the diarrhea song and I sang it so much I made my daughter cry. I just couldn’t stop.

New verses just flowed forth without any effort. The words just appeared in my brain and I had to let them out.

Maybe my earworm was writing diarrhea poetry. <3 love him.

If this ever happens again, I will write it all down and put it on the internet. The internet needs more fun.

THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE FUN! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!