Selling shit

Is Redbull selling drinks to fund stunts or funding stunts to sell drinks?

The company is so confusing. The confusion is part of the fun!

They’re just doing whatever they want and it doesn’t matter.

And they’re wildly successful at it.

Gives you wings

WTF does “Redbull gives you wings” even mean?

Does it mean it gets you high? Because it sounds like it’s saying it gets you high.

It doesn’t get me high. It gives me anxiety and gingivitis.

Redbull on YouTube

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

It’s completely bonkers.

Throwing people off cliffs, out of airplanes, OUT OF THE STRATOSPHERE.

Felix Baumgartner is ded. Poor buddy just wanted his adrenaline fix. RIP.

Redbull doesn’t give a shit. There are plenty other ones of that kind of guy.

Redbull events

Redbull doesn’t sponsor events. They create events.

Try to fly your homemade airplane.

Ride a silly bike over obstacles. Crash into water.

Xtreme!!!!!!! with a capital X and no E

Remember in the late 90s when everything was Xtreme? Doritos, sour candy, skateboarding, everything.

That was so so fun. Neon! Exclamation points! AAAAAAHHH!!

TO THE LIMITS!

Take everything to the limits.

• Caffiene
• Sugar
• Jumping off things
• Consumption
• Speed
• FUN
• Brushing your teeth
• Adrenaline
• Marketing
• Risk-taking
• Signing extensive assumption-of-risk and liability release waivers
• Party-planning
• Contractions in your colon