Paris wrote a memoir

…and I read it. It was excellent. Here are some of my favorite quotes:

• I don’t just love fun. I need fun. Fun is my jet fuel.
• Creative energy’s evil twin is troublemaking compulsion
• Never regret anything, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
• Key elements of partying like a star:
  1. Hydration
  2. Stay pretty (drunk is gross)
  3. Wear boots (not heels)
• You’re not lucky to be at the party, the party is lucky to have you.
• The feeling of having uneven sleeves is hell.
• I’m not saying the world revolves around me. I’m saying MY world revolves around me, just as your world revolves around you.
• [Sneaking out at night to go to parties] was all about the feeling: freedom, abandon, adrenaline.
• I didn’t see why anyone should care what I did.

I wrote these quotes in my journal, so I don’t know if I copied them down correctly. You’ll have to read it yourself to find out!

She is a great influence

Her teenage years were traumatic and she wasn’t properly protected. BUT SHE CAME OUT COOL AS FUCK!!

• famous for being a fun maniac - and little else
• sells a bunch of products with her name on it - fun-reputation sells
• doesn’t give a fuck - your hate is not her problem
• does a silly voice - how wierd is it even possible to be?

We should be copying her attitude, not her outfits. LET’S ALL BE LIKE PARIS HILTON!!