How does he get to be like he is?

Just says whatever he wants. Does whatever he wants.

Is punching people the secret to freedom?

Is violence the answer after all?

Favorite Mike Tyson quotes

“The past is just us in funny clothes.”

“The early Frankish kings really knew how to kill.”

“I wish one of you had kids so I could stomp on their testicles.”

“I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.”

In response to an interview question about taking a lot of rage into the ring: “Who cares? We’re going to fight anyway.”

“I wanna eat your children. Praise be to Allah!”

“I’m a big, strong nigga that knocks out people and rapes people and rips off people’s dicks.”

“I’ll fuck you ‘til you love me, faggot.”

“I love to suffer. I don’t want no good time.”

If he’d had all the things a child needs “[I’d be] the heavyweight bitch of the world”

“Nothing more funny than poverty.”

“Life isn’t about winning. It’s about losing.”

Other excellent stuff about Mike Tyson

His name is Mike. MIKE!! HAHAHAHAH that doesn’t fit.

His face tattoo has its own wikipedia page.

The show “Mike Tyson Mysteries” was brilliant art.

PIGEONS!!!

Lessons Learned

Go to prison for a few years. It’s whatever.

Violence is the answer.

Get a tattoo on your face. Also pigeons.

Just do whatever you want and it’s fine and fun.

Take life. Take it.

THE RULES ARE ALL FAKE!