Best human invention ever

It’s a practical mode of transportation. Bikes beat scooters, motorcycles, cars, walking, horses, everything.

Every time I ride my bike, I think “WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” It never gets old.

I even say it out loud sometimes, when I’m in the mood for being a fool.

The fuel is calories = yay food-eating!

Less dependence on fossil fuels = fuck every single oil company with something hard and sand-papery!

Can ride a bike at any age. No license required. Be 3. Be 100.

Tortoise beats the hare

Faster is not better by every measure.

Bikes pose less of a threat to others. The danger of cycling comes almost entirely from cars.

You can stop easier to check out if a pile of trash has some treasure in.

You can more easily admire the work of your local graffiti artists.

You can worship the weather gods.

You wont mush any animals except sometimes a fly goes directly into your eyeball.

Customize it

Get a saddle that suits your own personal butt.

Paint it. Decorate it. Get those spoke light thingies.

Make a frankenbike out of old bike parts. Tallbikes, choppers, tandems, etc.

Attach a trailer and transport large objects.

Have a speaker and annoy everyone with your tunes.

An old friend of mine once put a car horn on his bike and would honk back at cars. HAHA!! Take that, bastards.

Make it extra-ugly so no one wants to steal it.

Bikes rule

When you ride your bike, you increase the overall average of fun being had in the world.

DO YOUR PART! HAVE MORE FUN! RIDE YOUR BIKE!