Brain Game: Homeless as Fun
Maybe being homeless is awesome
Ari Matti gets it. Lots of comedians have made this joke, but Ari’s is the funniest.
Is it really a joke?
It’s a flawless economic strategy:
- Zero overhead costs
- Zero future anxiety
- 100% immediate return on investment
It’s a state of pure, unadultrated “now”. Subtract until nothing is left but consciousness.
They’ve opted out of the pain-industrial complex. Just sit there, high, perfectly happy. Nothing to lose.
The universe conspires to give him exactly what he wants, at the cost of literally everything else. Victory.
Following a different set of rules that reveal the absurdity of everyone else’s “normal” rules.
Marie Kondo would lose her mind. Everything in their life sparks joy.
Skip to the end-game bonus track - and stay there forever.
A radical version of Diogenes living in a barrel. Genuine contentment without performance art.
A marathon runner who sits down after kilometer 3. They’re already there.
The absurdity isn’t their choice. The world calls it broken, but it works according to their logic.
Winning at applied philosophy
Ultimate minimalism
Nihilism to the max
It’s bascially the Christian ideal
Absurdist kings
Anarchists in fact
Meditation masters
Hedonist maxxers
The height of capitalism
Also communists somehow
Luddites
etc ∞
Can we genuinely look up to them?
Saying we have nothing to learn from them lets us off the hook. They’re simply broken in a way that we’re not…
But it’s not true. They understand something we don’t. How dare someone try to “help”. What an insult.
Honor lives outside of the self, in the eyes of the community. Who decided it was dishonorable to live outside like an animal?
Brittish people used to hire ornamental hermits to live in their gardens and add an air of intellectual depth and romantic melancholy to the landscape.
Homeless people are geniuses and fun heroes!!